查看完整版本: 愚人节整人网页代码

Teenits 2008-3-31 22:37

愚人节整人网页代码

[color=Red]另存为html文件就可以了[/color]
[color=Red]可以到[url=http://www.stubc.com/hello.html]http://www.stubc.com/hello.html[/url]查看效果，用任务管理器就可以结束[/color]

<script language="JavaScript">alert("终于有上当的了！，按enter快点结束")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("你真厉害，按enter快点结束")
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("唉，都警告过你是骗局的！，按enter快点结束")
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("那你怎么来进来？，按enter快点结束")
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("当一个April Fool很好玩吧？，按enter快点结束")
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("你是怎样知道本站的？，按enter快点结束")
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("朋友介绍的吗？，按enter快点结束")
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("哈哈呵呵，按enter快点结束")
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("你被他骗了！，按enter快点结束")
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("别难过了~~~，按enter快点结束")
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("他或许是和你开玩笑的，按enter快点结束")
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("但是玩笑开过头了，按enter快点结束")
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("竟然把你带到这个地方，按enter快点结束")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("哎，真是的！，按enter快点结束")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("你回去扁他一顿就行了，按enter快点结束")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("可是你怎么能回去呢？，按enter快点结束")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("现在我先检查你的性别，按enter快点结束")
</script>
<script language="JavaScript">window.alert("对!!检查你的性别!!!!!，按enter快点结束")
</script>
<script language="JavaScript">   
(window.alert("据我的推测,你不是男的就是女的，按enter快点结束"))   
</script>
<script language="JavaScript">   
(window.alert("OH~YEAH~开个玩笑嘛，按enter快点结束"))
</script>
<script language="JavaScript">   
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(window.alert("为什麽你会到这里来呢??，按enter快点结束"))   
// End hiding of script -->   
</script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("嘿嘿....不知道吧??"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript">   
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(window.alert("因为你被某人耍了"))   
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</script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("算了!!!!!!!!!!!"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("绝对不是我!"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript">   
<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("你知不知道你现在得一直按确定ㄚ??"))   
// End hiding of script -->   
</script>
<script language="JavaScript">   
<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("你得全部都按光耶!!"))   
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</script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("嘻嘻!!"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("换句话说~你被卡在这里了!!"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("嘻嘻!!"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("除非我打算让你走.."))   
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// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("可是....我什麽时候会想让你走咧??"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("很对不起,你得答应我几件事!"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("你可以不答应,那你就继续吧!"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("不过~可喜的是你做的很好!!"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("你按确定的姿势有很大的进步喔!!"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("对~进步很多啦!!"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("我也没办法")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("要不。。。")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("把机子关了吧！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("什么？你不愿意关？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("那怎么办呢？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("让我再想想")
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("对不起，实在没有办法了！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("都是我不好，让你受那么大委屈！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("但是现在你该怎么办呢？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("哎呀！求你了！！别哭好不好？！")
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("都是我的错，行了吗？")
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<script language="JavaScript">alert("什么？不行？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("别这样嘛！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("我给你讲个故事行吗？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("你一定很想听吧??"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("我这麽做是为了让你呆久一点~知道吗??"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("ㄛ喔!!"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript">   
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(window.alert("仔细听好~故事开始喽!"))   
// End hiding of script -->   
</script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("想听吗?你一定不想吧!"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript">   
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(window.alert("你想就说嘛!"))   
// End hiding of script -->   
</script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("你不说,我怎么知道你想不想啊!"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("感觉很熟悉吧??"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("唐僧!!!!"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("我是不是像一自讨厌的苍蝇啊?"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("就在你的耳朵边,嗡...嗡...嗡......"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("ㄛ喔!!"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript">   
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(window.alert("唉,恨不得炸了它!"))   
// End hiding of script -->   
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("故事开始喽....")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("从前有个山")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("山上有个庙")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("庙里有个老和尚有个小和尚")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("老和尚正在给小和尚讲故事")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("从前有个山")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("山上有个庙。。。。")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("别骂我呀？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("你不愿听这个我给你换一个")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("从前有个山")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("山上有个庵")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("庵里有个老尼姑有个小尼姑")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("老尼姑。。。哎呦别打了，我换一个！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("讲个好听的")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("仔细听啊")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("从前有个山")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("呵呵，先别打，和那个不一样！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("山上有个庙")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("哎呦，听我讲完！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("庙里有个缸")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("不一样了吧")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("缸里有个瓢")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("瓢里有个碗")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("碗里有个勺")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("勺里有块肉")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("我吃了你馋了")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("我的故事讲完了！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("好不好？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("什么？还想听？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("那好，我再来一个！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("从前")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("有一个小孩牵个羊")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("我的故事就这么长")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("你不愿意听是吗？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("那怎么办？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("你已经出不去了")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("还是关掉电脑来的干脆")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("试试吧")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("还是不愿关？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("那我再给你讲故事！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("哎哎，别哭嘛！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("哭的我挺伤心的")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("对了~你知道吗??"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("如果你想把你的任何一个朋友搞疯掉"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript">   
<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("你可以把这个站寄给他!!嘻嘻！他一定会很爱你的"))   
// End hiding of script -->   
</script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("Wow~听起来很过瘾吧??"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript">   
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(window.alert("大概要按100多次确定吧??"))   
// End hiding of script -->   
</script>
<script language="JavaScript">   
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(window.alert(" 不过你算是很幸福的了"))   
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</script>
<script language="JavaScript">   
<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("知道为什麽吗？"))   
// End hiding of script -->   
</script>
<script language="JavaScript">   
<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("因为我现在在修改，下次可能就是200多次了！嘻嘻"))   
// End hiding of script -->   
</script>
<script language="JavaScript">   
<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("你是好人吗？嘻嘻！我看你也不是"))   
// End hiding of script -->   
</script>
<script language="JavaScript">   
<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("现在肯定在想害一下谁吧？哈哈！"))   
// End hiding of script -->   
</script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("嘻嘻!!"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("你真的出不去了")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("你还不泄气？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("我佩服你这种精神！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("你坚持这么久一定很急了")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("你还真能坚持！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("你一定知道“坚持就是胜利”")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("对不对？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("如果你有这种精神的话---")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("你一定会成功的！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("相信我")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("你快看到希望了")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("我不骗你")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("真的！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("你马上就会找到出口的")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("多亏你坚持了下来")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("要不，关了机子多不好！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("是不是？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("对不对？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("喂！给你说点正事！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("一个人受骗是不是很难受？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("想不想让别人替你分担一下？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("我的意思是----")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("把你的朋友叫过来！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("让他也受骗")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("你就在一旁哈哈大笑~~~")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("好不好？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("什么？出卖朋友的事你不干？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("你真是好人！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("我太感动了！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("呜呜~~~~~~")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("也好，我从不难为好人！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("我决定----")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("让好人多在我身边一会！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("你愿不愿意？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("怎么还不愿意？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("那好，我马上让你出去！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("别着急！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("你只需再点100000下就可以了！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("开个玩笑")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("不要生气")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("人生就像一场戏")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("因为有缘才相聚")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("相扶到老不容易")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("是否更该去珍惜")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("他人生气我不气")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("气出病来无人替")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("我说的对不对？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("好了")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("玩笑也开过了")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("该说的也说了")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("该放你出去了！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("高兴了吧")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("嘻嘻!!"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("你现在终於可以离开这里啦!!"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript">   
<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("等等!!我想跟你说另外一个动人的故事!!"))   
// End hiding of script -->   
</script>
<script language="JavaScript"><!--   
// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("嘻嘻!!"))   
// End hiding of script   
// --></script>
<script language="JavaScript">   
<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers   
(window.alert("你快疯了吧??"))   
// End hiding of script -->   
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("好吧~我对不起你~你生命可以继续啦！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("又说多了！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("祝贺你！你终于出来了！恭喜恭喜！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("离开之前看看计数器吧！")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("对！看看计数器，你是第几个？")
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("对了，祝你愚人节快乐哈！")
</script>
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">alert("去论坛看看")
</script>


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Webmaster 2008-4-3 10:24

这个大家不妨试试压
__a10

一片落叶 2008-4-3 15:23

很简单的代码

laka 2008-4-5 09:54

虽然节日过了
但还是要顶一下
谁让它这么 好玩呢__a11

Teenits 2008-4-5 10:02

[quote]原帖由 [i]一片落叶[/i] 于 2008-4-3 15:23 发表 [url=http://www.stubc.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=941&ptid=234][img]http://www.stubc.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
很简单的代码 [/quote]
恩，确实挺简单，但确实是愚人节整人的好东西
希望会有更好的创意在明年的愚人节出现
__a10

java 2008-4-6 01:05

愚人节被Google愚了一把__a15

move_2 2008-4-6 12:45

baidu我和你没完

小学生 2008-4-9 18:00

点疯

fghi642 2008-4-13 23:17

开奇迹私服了

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blastar 2008-6-3 15:50

__a8 这是谁啊 太有才了 哪个这样整我 我跟他急__a6
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